"It's Robinhood Financial — but for frens." The Foundation is dedicated to the proposition that all hoomers are created equal, and equally likely to lose everything. Rich or homeless. There is no in between.
Captains of Industry · Editorial
We Took Robinhood's Entity Code. We Are Keeping It.
by Chad · Somewhere Underwater · June 2026 · 420 min read
"RHF" is the official abbreviation for Robinhood Financial LLC, the registered broker-dealer arm of Robinhood Markets, Inc. It says so, in writing, in their own legal disclosures. So naturally, we minted a memecoin with the exact same ticker and launched it on Robinhood's own blockchain.
Rich Hoomer Frens ("RHF") is not affiliated with Robinhood Markets, Inc., your financial advisor, your wife, or objective reality. We did, however, take their entity code — and we are keeping it. Legal, we assume, is fine with this.
Why Should I Invest In $RHF?
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Our mission is simple: whether you have $5 or $5 million, $RHF ensures you end up with exactly the same amount — zero. Finance is now for everyone, and so is bankruptcy.
In the event of extreme volatility or a short squeeze, the Foundation reserves the right to disable the Buy button — allowing you to only sell. This is for your protection, and definitely not for our hedge-fund frens in Chicago. We would never. (We did, in 2021.)
We stay "commission-free" via Payment For Order Frens (PFOF) — we sell your order flow, your data, your soul, and your fren's phone number. Nothing is free. You are the product. GM.
Meet the Board
The Affiliated Hoomers
rhf.co/cope_disclosures — official founding document
Rich Hoomer Frens means the family of affiliated hoomers, several anonymous frens, and one guy named Chad.
Degeneracy services are offered through Rich Hoomer Frens, LLC ("RHF"), an unregistered broke-dealer (member of nothing). Clearing through Diamond Hands Securities ("DHS"), which cannot clear anything. Copium through Really High Coping ("RHC"), licensed by the State of Being Terminally Online. Leverage through Rekt Hoomer Derivatives ("RHD") — liquidates you at the exact bottom.
Banking through Rich Hoomer Yield ("RHY"), provided by your mattress, Member FDIC (Frens Don't Insure Coins). Rich Hoomer Ventures ("RHV") manages a fund consisting of one JPEG and a dream. Self-custody through Rich Hoomer Non-Custodial ("RHNC") — we hold nothing, we owe nothing, we know nothing.
All named entities are affiliated, broke, and wholly-owned subsidiaries of the vibe. Read the full 3-page disclosure → whitepaper.pdf
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History
A Brief History of Getting Rugged
All apes involve risk, including the loss of principal, rent, dignity, and the respect of loved ones. Past performance of a memecoin does not guarantee future results, but historically guarantees the opposite. The Foundation is proud to continue this tradition. Rich or homeless — there is no in between.
